Why Uruguay? Wouldn't Best Beer in Bavaria be better? You'd get a nice alliteration, and Barvia has a rich brewing tradition.
Sure, but I don't live in Bavaria, and I can't emphasize enough how low-effort this blog is.
Who are you to judge the quality of these finest brews?
No one. I'm utterly unqualified and have no intention of learning more about tasting beer. Read with caution.
What's the difference between Uruguay and Paraguay?
Mostly a few letters; also, just about everything else. I've also never been to Paraguay, so I can't really say for sure.